The Charlatan Fortune Teller
Your zodiac star a bad time does foretell,
Also your palm signs are not reading well,
Both predict you have a rough time ahead,
If you are not careful you will be dead.
Luckily, I can help you in your state,
For I have all the spells and charms to date,
All I need from you is a cash inflow,
To fix all your troubles before they grow.
(All my bags are packed and ready to go).